Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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