I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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