She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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