Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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