so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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