I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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