You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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