Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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