youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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