I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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