I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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