nut hugger
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
