In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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