the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he thought i was a dude.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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