I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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