He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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