from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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