Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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