I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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