Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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