have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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