I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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