I'll bet she douches with gravy.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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