and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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