That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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