normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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