Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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