You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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