I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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