I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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