I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How naked do you want me to be?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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