Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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