No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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