Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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