Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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