She said her name was "party"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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