Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915