question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
this hospital has no fireball
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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