does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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