the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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