And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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