you win again, gameday.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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