whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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