New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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