Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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