have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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