Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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