the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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