Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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