Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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