Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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