i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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