I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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