just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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