I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hippo gnu deer
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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